Hello World I'm going to learn to use my SK860 today

I'm going to close the lid, I'm going to lock the door, not answer the phone. I'm not here. I'm having a chat with the SK860, we will speak of our many issues. Why don't you want to cast on properly, why don't you want to knit me a duck, why do you have go many things I don't understand? We will agree on a name. We will knit me something. Today. And just for spite, we are going to watch the cricket too, all day, until we do.